HP Hardcore wants to know...

HOW HARDCORE ARE YOU?

So you've read some noncon Snape/Lupin fics? Maybe written a comfort/pain one-shot? Think you're pretty hardcore, don't you? Well, let's see just how hardcore you really are. Answer the sexually explicit questions below and receive your Hardcore Rating (inspired by the HP_Hardcore Hardcore Scale).

Now, before we really get into it, consider yourself warned: the following quiz is both vulgar and highly inappropriate. If you are easily offended or under the age of consent, click here for your quiz result.

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1 Unforgivable curses are for use
by Dark wizards only
in extreme circumstances
during foreplay

2 Professor Umbridge was
a wicked woman
a kinky old bird
roughly penetrated in all orifices by horse cocks

3 After sex, a character should
cry
wipe his spunk on the filthy slag's scarf
remove the Imperius curse

4 Which of the following pairings appeals most to you?
Harry/Luna
Draco/Lucius
Hermione/an enchanted suit of armor with spiked codpiece

5 If you owned a house elf, you would
give the poor thing its freedom
make it clean your room
force it to stimulate you sexually as you read fanfiction

6 The sexual situations you prefer seeing in fanfiction are
romantic
slash
S&M gangbangs

7 Fists belong
in pockets
in eyes
in Hogwarts students

8 When you learned McGonagall's fetching of Wood in PS wasn't about corporal punishment, you were
amused and relieved
too busy dreaming of Sean Biggerstaff to notice
so frustrated you had to write/read a severe Snape/Harry caning short

9 If you had to have part of Mad-Eye Moody in your mouth, would you rather it was his
tongue
penis
eye

10 Complete this sentence: There's nothing wrong with _____ that a good _____ wouldn't fix.
Harry, hug
Draco, beating
Cho, raping

11 Blaise Zabini is
a girl
a boy

12 Are you a member of HP Hardcore?
No
Yes

 

This quiz and fanfic snippets were written by Nina Marie and Evelyn Ransom, moderators of the HP_Hardcore LiveJournal community. The Harry Potter stuff belongs to JK Rowling. The rest is starfiction.com's. Thanks to spongemonkey-loving Slyboots for the quiz code!